Paula Abdul Avoids Being the Bad Guy
On Thursday night, for the second week in a row, the results incident of “The X Factor” had the judges deciding which of two groups was worse. The 9 solo contestants left were all given stamps to the afterward circular, based above spectator election from the night ahead.
The 2 lowest vote-getters, the girl group Lakoda Rayne and the chap group the Stereo Hogzz, were coerced into a sing-off, where either performed badly enough to be sent home, but only the Hogzz were.
Paula Abdul, the judge who mentored the “groups” category, was anew forced to select among two of her own contestants, and she almost surely locked up the 2011 Emmy Award for incoherent blubbering.
Ms. Abdul may no seem like the brightest judge, but we did learn that she can do math. It takes three votes from the four judges to boot an doing. By the time the polling by the insufferable Steve Jones, the shows host, reached Ms. Abdul, there were yet two votes against the Hogzz (from L.A. Reid and Nicole Scherzinger).
After first attempting to abstain, Ms. Abdul diagramed out that she could by fewest avoid creature the one to actors the deciding vote by voting against Lakoda Rayne (whose performance of the Jordin Sparks song “No Air” had been virtually unlistenable every once in a while). At least, I calculate thats what she decided; it was hard to differentiate because her woe at this quandary clearly the hardest decision she has ever had to make rendered her largely incoherent.
Anyway, that passed the horrible burden on to Simon Cowell, who didnt seem to have anyone difficulty voting out the Hogzz, even although in an earlier show he had called them the greatest group in America. (In the sing-off, the Hogzz had performed Michael Jacksons “You Are Not Alone,” unmemorably.)
So next week, Im thinking, I dont favor Lakoda Raynes chances. But none of this is truly any surprise; the groups classification has been languid right from the begin of this show.
The real question as USA, and for you, is, How numerous more of these bloated results shows tin you tolerate? This 1 fraught up its hour with performances by Jesse J and shouldnt this children have been act her assignment alternatively some such? Willow Smith. Lets hope nobody of Ms. Smiths juvenile fans were still {awake|wake up} apt see her pyrotechnic-laden rendition of a fashionable song cried “Fireball.” It would have repealed out all the fire-safety courses that have been drilled into their impressionable tiny brains.
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